Meet My New OC

Okay so she's like... really smart, okay, but she's like.. um. lazy. yea smart but lazy. She's super cute, like into fashion, but like only on the S/C (that's Silhouette and Color) scales, (she doesn't believe in Texture). She loves the computer (who doesn't?), She also has suspenders and like massive tits. She wears rlly big and showy glasses, because she's afraid to get her ears pierced. Got them CUSTOM MADE at an eyeglass store. Her like catchphrase is "I'm so fucking normal!" and she says it right before she does extremely abnormal things LOL. There's ongoing debate in the headcannon over whether or not she has a cluster B disorder, but like she's so ON THE BALL she can't have it!!

By making this blog I have begun to flanderize myself. There is a me at the end of this blog, a me who has nothing new to say, and no new opinions. She's in a utopia, and at peace. Every post, every shitty joke, every little reference, every song I link for the future brings me one step closer to who I will eventually become. Reach heaven through blogging.